tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via a-pakistaniaffair)

darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

(Source: panerasexual, via trust)

Even cancer isn’t a bad guy really: Cancer just wants to be alive.

(Source: agentmays, via unshaped)

Timestamp: 1410074884

"Indeed Allah forgives major sins, so do not despair. And indeed Allah punishes for minor sins, so do not be deceived."

Abu Bakr As-Saddiq, radiallahu’anhu, [Reported in Sharh Al-Bukharee by Ibn Battal Vol. 19 pg. 267] (via sayingsofthesalaf)

(via sensible-optimism)

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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(via trust)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via dont-let-mee-go)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via hell-yeahfuckin-right)

Genie, I'm... I'm gonna miss you.
                                                 ... Me too, Al.

(Source: ababwa, via afghanamerican)

Timestamp: 1408263796