"Have you ever had that feeling— that you’d like to go to a whole different place and become a whole different self?"
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
"Indeed Allah forgives major sins, so do not despair. And indeed Allah punishes for minor sins, so do not be deceived."
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU